about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
Right when he gets off the plane they're going straight to a party where you're only allowed in with a bottle of whisky and they are given bullet proof vests.
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
While we were driving she just screams from the backseat: MUMFORD AND SONS DROP THE BANJO and made what were meant to be banjo sound effects
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
Somehow i instagrammed my acceptance letter while blacked out. Then my grandma was the first to comment on it. I got over 50 likes....Phd here I come....
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
Randomize
