Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
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your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
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I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
He dropped some cash when he got in my front seat upside down. And a hat. I'm keeping them as retribution for not remembering that he had sex with me once before. Although, if he didn't have his dick pierced, I wouldn't have remembered either.
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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