Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
my voice of reason is faarrr too drunk for me to listen.
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
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He started telling people I was Stephen Hawking's son. When that didnt fly he switched to Tony Romo's cousin
My roommate's all sad and is crying and the chick I want to bang is in the room and Nic Cage is on fire. What the fuck.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
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Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
Just brought out that old CCM hockey helmet. The one covered in sharpie penises with "DRUNK BUCKET" written across the front. The number of tally marks / initials from tonight's drunk stunts alone is equal parts inspiring and alarming.
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
The ass gains better be worth it
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