i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
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Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
I always "accidentally" drop a condom and make sure she sees it's a magnum. By the time I'm inside her and she realizes how small I am, it's all over in a flash and I'm done. Plus, they never call back so I never have to see the girl ever again. #gratefulforprematuretinypenis
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We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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