My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
Oww! U thought rug burn was bad! Fuckin carseat burn hurts like a mother!!!
Wtf?
Use the slutty part of ur brain.
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
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You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
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Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
He made me watch a sex tape him and his gf made. They were in the shower when her roommate walked in on them. Not kidding: she asked to join in.
I hate him. He gets laid, my dick gets laughed at.
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
So I FINALLY get to start out a story, "So there I was, naked except for a toboggan hat and handcuffs..."
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