Me too!
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
Something in my vomit makes me think I shouldn't have had that slurpee
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im sitting in the back of my pickup eating an artichoke. please come find me, im scared.
that was a mass text, wasnt it?
What started as a "classy" double date ended with Jeremy and I tripping our balls off and talking to the refrigerator while the girls cried on the couch and questioned where their lives were heading.
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
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Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
Let's get the cat blown out
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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