I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
worst morning ever. completed my walk of shame home to find my parents, grandma, and priest had come down to surprise me on my birthday. now i'm in the car with them to go get my car from the bar.
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
i found two dead squirrels on my front step this morning.. do you think they have something to do with my missing phone?
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I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
there is a money trail leading from my bathroom to my living room.. the trail ends with a half eaten bag of chips with a note that says "magical chipz".. who am i?
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
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Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
My new successful method of booty calling is sending a screencap of a map with the shortest route from their location to mine highlighted.
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
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