she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
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