Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
Frozen pudding on a popsicle stick. Bill Cosby would be so proud of drunk me.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
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