Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
I think drunk me is telling hungover me something... I just have to crack the code.
the hot woman interviewing me is reading jokes off the back of laffy taffy.... I'm getting laid and possibly a job
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
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on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
Why do you think it's a no-pants party?
Invite says "dress to impress". Her fault for leaving it open to interpretation.
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
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And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
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