Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
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ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
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I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
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