first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
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I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
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Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
The adults are the big ones right?
You hit your head and proceeded to fall in the floor, curl up in my lap and make me rock you like a small infant. I was beginning to worry until you started to sing "Rock me momma like a wagon wheel".
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
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