he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
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God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
Just so you know there's a random man downstairs knocking on a door with a dozen roses and a 30 pack of beer. Unattractive or not, I'm inviting him in.
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i ran into my coworkers when i was walking home last night. i was shirtless. i think i gave my shirt to Walter. he's a cat.
im still drunk. birthday week begins.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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