ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
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just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
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I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
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