Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
You'll never fully grasp an awkward walk of shame until you run into his mom while you're trying to sneak out. Then to make matters worse you have to ask her to mover car because it's blocking you in.
and I lost my effing shirt.
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
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