the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
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whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
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Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
I'm experimenting with sincerity
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
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