My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
we're so committed to being not committed
Randomize
