The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
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she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
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We've completely outdone ourselves. We packaged a collective total of six grams of pot and salvia into little bowl-sized tinfoil capsules. It's totally impossible to tell which is which without comparing, every Friday from now on we pick one out and see what the fuck happens
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
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