Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
So we walked by this chick's house and she starts yelling at her boyfriend "STOP HITTING ME WITH YOUR DICK"
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
i came on her dog
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
Randomize
