This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
That's the last time you suggest we can get our tab wiped by out-drinking the bartender.
It was my card, so what do you care that you lost?
Is your card paying for my plan b?
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
You attempted what you called the "Long Island Heist", in which you shoved a half glass of Long Island down your pants and asked me to help you sneak it out. That drunk.
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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