do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
Randomize
