What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
I'm just that much of a man that I can watch Ellen and Oprah back to back and still like girls.
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
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