yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
sometimes i wish i could just stick a turkey baster up there and suck out the blood
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
sometimes i think my sole purpose in life is to cockblock my roommate
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
Oh man
I hooked up with the lead singer of the band at the wedding. I am so hungover.
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
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