So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
Your the only friend that would realize I'm gonna get drunk and send coke to me at a bar before I made drunken phone calls for it. You sir complete me.....
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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