she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
Randomize
