Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
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