If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
Let me just inform you of my purse contents right now. Three cum rags, a sock full of cum, xanax, and a fake moustache. This is my life.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
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