super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
Sometimes he's such a bitch I forget that he's not actually a girl. Last night I asked him if I could borrow a tampon.
He had some in his pocket. That was weird.
First thing I heard on the radio when I got in the car: "humans and dinosaurs used to live happily together"... I need to stop listening to Christian radio...
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
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i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
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Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
This is an alert from the drunk police: you have reached the point of no return. Text messages past this point are illegible.
Block me from your phone tonight…I need to get laid tonight. But you've been being a douchebag. So not by you. But I might call you. So block me.
WHY WOULD I COCK BLOCK MYSELF???
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
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