I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
I don't like pregnant me. I eat very large burritos, I don't like having sex and I can't even finish a Blue Moon.
My vagina is very pro this idea
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