google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
I was hooking up with this girl last night and she's on top of me with "Flux Pavilion - I can't stop" grinding in the background and I thought "Holy shit I'm going to do a lot of Molly this semester."
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
I just cut open the plastic package of a Plan B pill using the bottle opener I carry in my purse. #whyidrink
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
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