Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
well most of my day revolves around power hour
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I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
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If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
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