dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
We spent three hours cleaning our room this morning. It was spotless and smelling good. I come home from work tonight and she has already smoked weed in it and "accidently" spilled vodka on the floor.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
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Turns out I wasn't throwing up blood, I just threw up so hard it ripped my tonsils. Thank you Jameson.
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
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Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
Dude my doctor just legit got down on her knees and loudly begged me to do my pap smear
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
I punched the bar tender after he cut me off. Hopped over the bar and made my own drink. That's how I got tazed
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