I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
I'm drive I can fine osifer
My eyes are so dilated i literally have night vision right now.
i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
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Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
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I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
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