Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
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Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
I wish pancakes were everywhere. Just pancakes. I want lilies at my wedding. No dress. Just priest. Just lilies.
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
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And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
Well, fuck this election. I'm getting drunk, regardless of who wins.
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