Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
Farmville is her only friend.
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
should my penis look like a turkey
Either allow it in a formal toast or i will drunkenly tell your in-laws while i'm dancing on their table. either way, the truth is coming out
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
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