I'm at derby!
The kentucky derby! But its night time, theres no way the horses are awake at this time.
What are you doing tonight?
Watching dora the explorer and pining for a sex life.
You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
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