one two three fourrrrnication!
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
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Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
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I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
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