The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I'm holding in my pee so that I can hear "Cowboy" in its entirety on the radio
yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
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