I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
She texted me this morning asking why all of her house pillows were inside her mini-van.
So thats where i built my buckingham palace
One of my tenants at my fourplex that I own gave me a massive bag of severely dank pot and a brick of cocaine because she didn't have the cash to pay the rent. She might just be my favorite tenant!
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