ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
Just walked into McDonald's and a bunch of fat girls gave me a look like I just entered their territory.
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
I promised myself in the hospital that I would give up drinking for however long the cast stayed on. Thank god it was only soft tissue and not a fracture.
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
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