So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
I'm walking down the street with a Starbucks in one hand and a flask in the other. People seem to have a staring problem
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
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