At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
If you had a good reason for throwing the toaster at the wall, now's a good time to tell someone. My parents are on their way back and you know my dad and his pop tarts.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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