covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
he stole a smokey from the street meat vendor and put it in his pocket when she wasn't looking and now we're drinking avocado margaritas
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
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