Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
my dad wants uyo to call him right now...reverse drunk dialing
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
Became best friends with the hotdog stand creeper outside the bar. Cried and told him my feet hurt too much to walk home then begged him to hire me.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
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