so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
Penises. Penises everywhereeeeeeeee. Penis ratio is sooo disproportionate. I can't NOT get laid tonight.
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
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