Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
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Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
Apparently I really was petting a bunny named lazarus in Jimmy Johns last night.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
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There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
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