I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
Randomize
