I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
bar tonight had a doorbell to get in and last night i saw my neighbors fuck on the balcony, she wore a nurse outfit. Missouri isn't so bad...
her facebook's as public as her vagina
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
hey, just so we're clear, next time we go swimming drunk at my house, we have to use the floating chairs instead of my mattress. i'm not sure how to get it out of the pool.
Randomize
