Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
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Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
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Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
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