What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
If I had a dollar for every time i woke up screaming for my pants i"d have enough money to buy all the beer I stole last night.
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
You should've seen the look on the guys face when I demanded pho and a beer the second they opened. Obviously he doesn't understand hangovers
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
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