we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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