plz talk dirty to me
I just cut my nipple shaving
she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
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U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
Just got booked to do a bachelorette party for a polygamist wedding. And notice I only text you to rub things in your face and show you my life shits on yours. Daily.
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
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Dude you spent 20 minutes on the phone with dominos answering machine trying to order a pizza
Oh my god I haven't had mozzarella sticks since I banged that Applebee's waiter
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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